Risk Wars IV: Those Damn Dirty Apes
Astronaut Craig Markson crash lands on a distant planet ruled by apes who use a primitive race of humans for experimentation and sport. Soon Markson finds himself among the hunted, his life in the hands of a benevolent chimpanzee scientist. Escaping with little more than his clothes, he finds that he has landed on a planet where men are pre-lingual and uncivilized, while apes have learned speech and technology. Markson is captured again and taken to the city of the apes after damaging his throat so that he is silent and cannot communicate with the apes.
Beware the beast Markson, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death ---The Lost Scrolls of the Apes
You are invited to come enjoy some good food, drink and, most importantly, friends. If you stay long enough, you'll also get to play in some of the most spirited and blood-boiling games of Risk known to man and ape. There will be plenty of food and drinks, but you're welcome to bring anything you like. For those with little ones (and Craig), the pool will be open and we have plenty of swimmies and tubes.
